"When 5 pm arrived, Nick stormed out of the vitamin store, not even staying to help his coworkers re-alphabetize the herbal supplements.
Three different hooligans had come into the store that day- THREE!-, all pretending to be interested in Customized Nutrition, but then bursting into laughter when Nick explained how vitamins, herbs and protein shakes could improve their lives.
And he had fallen for it, like he always did. He felt like such a fool! Didn't anyone care about Personalized Nutrition anymore? Maybe all those years of school weren't worth it after all...
Nick hadn't expected the life of a Customized Nutrition Consultant to be a cake walk, but still, today had been the absolute limit. Damn nutrition consultant school, muttered Nick, and damn this stupid pin!
Nick ripped the hated badge off his white lab coat (it had an ultra-neato magnetic clasp, so it was easy to remove), and flung it to the curb.
Tears of righteous indignation welled up. There, at 19th & Market, he made a solemn vow: No more would he toil in obscurity at the Vitamin Shoppe, getting made fun of by Hot Topic sales clerks every day. Nick was going to follow his dreams. He'd go back to school: Yes, he'd go into business on his own! Dr. Nick, Customized Nutrition Specialist!
He liked the sound of that."
I think this is my Halloween costume. Just need a white lab coat and some vitamin bottles!